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How could I have known that our summer intern was a witch? One comment under my breath about how I wished I could've had her carefree life instead of being a stressed, overworked executive, and the next day I find myself slowly turning into her petite bff.

u/JSlice9000 10 months ago

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How could I have known that our summer intern was a witch? One comment under my breath about how I wished I could've had her carefree life instead of being a stressed, overworked executive, and the next day I find myself slowly turning into her petite bff.

I could’ve used the remote to absolutely control you, to eliminate any resistance left within your mind. But I think it’s way more fun to tease you with moments of independence, a persistent lucidity, inevitably interrupted by your new compulsions. Don’t you agree?

u/JSlice9000 7 months ago

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I could’ve used the remote to absolutely control you, to eliminate any resistance left within your mind. But I think it’s way more fun to tease you with moments of independence, a persistent lucidity, inevitably interrupted by your new compulsions. Don’t you agree?

I told the genie that for my first two wishes I wanted to be the hottest person on campus and have a dick that would drive girls wild. Guess I should've been more specific. So for my last wish, I guess I could turn myself back into a guy... Or turn you into my cute little roommate. What'd'ya think?

u/JSlice9000 10 months ago

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I told the genie that for my first two wishes I wanted to be the hottest person on campus and have a dick that would drive girls wild. Guess I should've been more specific. So for my last wish, I guess I could turn myself back into a guy... Or turn you into my cute little roommate. What'd'ya think?

I pick up the phone and hear you giggle. "Hey Jack, or should I say Jacki. You know, just because you broke up with my sister doesn't mean we can't still hang out... especially now that I can use the spell book to make you be my BFF. Now get ready, bestie, I'm picking you up in five minutes!"

u/JSlice9000 10 months ago

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I pick up the phone and hear you giggle. "Hey Jack, or should I say Jacki. You know, just because you broke up with my sister doesn't mean we can't still hang out... especially now that I can use the spell book to make you be my BFF. Now get ready, bestie, I'm picking you up in five minutes!"

You weren't sure why you started wearing such short skirts to work. Or why you started laughing at my jokes so much. Or why you started getting coffee for meetings rather than leading them. Or why your hair turned blonde. But it just took another click of my remote to make you stop worrying so much.

u/JSlice9000 9 months ago

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You weren't sure why you started wearing such short skirts to work. Or why you started laughing at my jokes so much. Or why you started getting coffee for meetings rather than leading them. Or why your hair turned blonde. But it just took another click of my remote to make you stop worrying so much.

You thought college meant an end to my bullying? Hah! Thanks to the universal remote, I’ve turned myself into your roommate. And now I’ll turn you into a campus hottie. You can try to fight it, but that just makes it more fun for me.

u/JSlice9000 Margo Kuzina 11 months ago

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You thought college meant an end to my bullying? Hah! Thanks to the universal remote, I’ve turned myself into your roommate. And now I’ll turn you into a campus hottie. You can try to fight it, but that just makes it more fun for me.

My wife had joked about going as a Hooters waitress for Halloween, so I bought her a pink pill to give her the body of an actual Hooters babe. But as a surprise, I didn’t tell her about the pill’s mental effects or how long it would last.

u/JSlice9000 10 months ago

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My wife had joked about going as a Hooters waitress for Halloween, so I bought her a pink pill to give her the body of an actual Hooters babe. But as a surprise, I didn’t tell her about the pill’s mental effects or how long it would last.

You were so desperate for a job after graduation that you lied on your application to land a special LGBT placement. If only you had known your boss would require regular proof of your transition process. How far are you willing to go to keep this job?

u/JSlice9000 8 months ago

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You were so desperate for a job after graduation that you lied on your application to land a special LGBT placement. If only you had known your boss would require regular proof of your transition process. How far are you willing to go to keep this job?

After your latest review at work, you had two options -- leave the company or take a new position as my secretary. If only you had known that position involved an Xchange pill, a strict dress code, and lots of after-hour responsibilities.

u/JSlice9000 10 months ago

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After your latest review at work, you had two options -- leave the company or take a new position as my secretary. If only you had known that position involved an Xchange pill, a strict dress code, and lots of after-hour responsibilities.