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One weekend a year, instead of me and the guys going hunting, we head to Bikini Beach to become the prey in a very different kind of hunt! This year Roxanne (Roger) is wearing a blaze orange bikini... "I want to be mounted and stuffed this year," she

u/tarhaven Roxanne Blaze 2 years ago

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One weekend a year, instead of me and the guys going hunting, we head to Bikini Beach to become the prey in a very different kind of hunt! This year Roxanne (Roger) is wearing a blaze orange bikini... "I want to be mounted and stuffed this year," she

So, you've been sentenced to "domestic service" in the legal parlance, or "Stepfordization" in slang terms. You're feeling like life is over. I know, because I was once in your shoes. But just know - becoming a woman and a housewife was the best thing that ever happened to me, and it can be for you.

u/tarhaven 8 months ago

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So, you've been sentenced to "domestic service" in the legal parlance, or "Stepfordization" in slang terms. You're feeling like life is over. I know, because I was once in your shoes. But just know - becoming a woman and a housewife was the best thing that ever happened to me, and it can be for you.

Last year at homecoming, I threw for 450 yards and 3 touchdowns, then lost my virginity after the dance with the homecoming queen. Then I had second puberty in the spring. This year at homecoming, I was named homecoming queen and lost my (new) virginity after the dance with the new quarterback!

u/tarhaven 8 months ago

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Last year at homecoming, I threw for 450 yards and 3 touchdowns, then lost my virginity after the dance with the homecoming queen. Then I had second puberty in the spring. This year at homecoming, I was named homecoming queen and lost my (new) virginity after the dance with the new quarterback!

I was such a fool to bully Bobby. Sure, I was the big jock quarterback and he was the smartest kid in school, but that energy drink he spiked really opened my eyes! Every day I try to make it up to him by being his perfect housewife! Cooking, cleaning... and my favorite part... he's "smart" in bed!

u/tarhaven Bobbie Cook 8 months ago

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I was such a fool to bully Bobby. Sure, I was the big jock quarterback and he was the smartest kid in school, but that energy drink he spiked really opened my eyes! Every day I try to make it up to him by being his perfect housewife! Cooking, cleaning... and my favorite part... he's "smart" in bed!

Two years ago today I was drunkenly making out with a random sorority girl at a party in my frat house when my girlfriend caught me - and I found out that she knows magic. The "random girl" is now my roomie and BFF - she took this picture of me this past weekend before our sorority formal. AMA!

u/tarhaven 8 months ago

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Two years ago today I was drunkenly making out with a random sorority girl at a party in my frat house when my girlfriend caught me - and I found out that she knows magic. The "random girl" is now my roomie and BFF - she took this picture of me this past weekend before our sorority formal. AMA!

I was just starting out as a salaryman in the Marunouchi district of Tokyo when second puberty changed everything. There certainly are such things as salarywomen, but as I get ready for another lunch with my boss 4 months later... I fear I'm already well on my way to being just another office lady.

u/tarhaven 8 months ago

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I was just starting out as a salaryman in the Marunouchi district of Tokyo when second puberty changed everything. There certainly are such things as salarywomen, but as I get ready for another lunch with my boss 4 months later... I fear I'm already well on my way to being just another office lady.